Q: What crime do blacksmiths often get charged with? A: Forgery. 「鍛冶屋 (blacksmith)」と「偽造 (forgery)」の言葉遊び。「forgery」は「偽造」の意味ですが、「forge」には「鍛冶...

Some people think my dad jokes are childish, which is crazy. They are obviously full groan. groanはうめき声とか、不満の声と言う意味。full...

"Dad, look how much money we raised for our school trip to the carnival!" "Yeah, I'd say it was a fair amount."...

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds. タンポポの綿毛の事をdandelion...

Q: What do you call a beehive without an exit? A: Unbeeleaveable! exit（出口）なしのハチの巣なんてありえない！bee（蜂） leave（去る）にunを付けて否定の意味にしています。unbelievable...

My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the backseat of the car, so I had to pop the trunk. 車のトランクをポンと開ける(pop the trunk)と象の鼻(trunk)をかけた言葉遊び。「...

I was fishing with my dad and not having a great time. I said, "My feet are wet, and it smells terrible." My dad replied, "Yeah, I'm in...

Not all math jokes are terrible. Only sum. sum（足し算）some（いくつか）の同音異義語で言葉遊び。

Q : Where do criminal rainbows go? A : Prism, but it's a light sentence. Prism（プリズム）とprison（刑務所）の発音が似ていますし「It’s a light...

Q: When potatoes have kids, what are they called? A: Tater Tots. テータートッツ（tater tots）は、アメリカでよく食べられるポテトの小さな揚げ物のことです。「tater」が「potato」のスラング、「...

A store down the street is selling a perfume that smells like nothing. If you ask me, It's total non-scents. non-scents（香り無し）とnonsense（無意...

My friend designed an invisible airplane. I can't se it taking off. invisible（目に見えない）のですから、離陸も見えません。

They used to charge you a quarter to fill up your car tires with air. Now they charge $1.50. That's what I call inflation....

Q: What do you call one hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill? A: A lambslide. landslide（地すべり）と100匹のlamb slide（子羊すべり？！）の言葉遊び。

Q: What superpower do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. super vision（特別な視力）じゃなくて、supervision（監視、監督）。

I started to count my tools at 10 p.m. But I stopped after the seventh because it was tool eight. tool eightがtoo lateに聞こえますよね。

My local bar "The Phoenix" burned down last month. It's reopening today. 不死鳥なので、火事で焼けたって蘇るんです。

Q : What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A : A fizzician. "physician"（医師）と"fizz"（炭酸）をかけた言葉遊び。Dr. Pepperなんてずっと飲んでないなあ。

When I was a kid, my neighbors hired me to clean up the leaves in their yard. I was really raking it in. "raking...

As I handed my dad his fiftieth birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."...