My dog, Minton, ate my racquet and shuttlecock this morning. Bad Minton! ラケットとシャトルを食べちゃうなんて悪い子だ！ミントン！

They're designing a mind-controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it. make sense（納得がいく）とmake scent（香りを作る）の言葉遊び。

Insomnia is terrible. But on the bright side, only five more sleeps until Christmas. 不眠症でも5日くらいなら大丈夫？！

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight. hindsight（後になっての判断）と言う言葉に有名なケチャップメーカーの名前を掛けてます。

"Dad, why did you buy a boat?" "There was a sail." セール違いです。sale（特売）かsail（帆）か、、、。

You know what's neat? Ordering a whiskey with no ice. 「何がクールかわかる？氷なしでウイスキーを注文することさ。」 「neat」は英語で「素晴らしい」とか「クール」という意味がある一方で、ウイスキーを「ストレート（氷なし...

Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept. 「なぜほうきは会議に遅れたの？寝過ごした（overslept）から。」sweepは掃くという意味。過去形sweptの発音がsleptと似ています。そもそも箒が会議に来...

I tried to come up with a joke about measuring distance. This was as close as I could get. 「距離を測るジョークを考えようとしたけど、これが一番近かった。」「as close as I...

I started a dating app for chickens. It's not my main gig though, it just makes hens meet. chickenは鶏以外に、弱虫とか臆病者という意味があります。makes hens...

Q: What crime do blacksmiths often get charged with? A: Forgery. 「鍛冶屋 (blacksmith)」と「偽造 (forgery)」の言葉遊び。「forgery」は「偽造」の意味ですが、「forge」には「鍛冶...

Some people think my dad jokes are childish, which is crazy. They are obviously full groan. groanはうめき声とか、不満の声と言う意味。full...

"Dad, look how much money we raised for our school trip to the carnival!" "Yeah, I'd say it was a fair amount."...

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds. タンポポの綿毛の事をdandelion...

Q: What do you call a beehive without an exit? A: Unbeeleaveable! exit（出口）なしのハチの巣なんてありえない！bee（蜂） leave（去る）にunを付けて否定の意味にしています。unbelievable...

My balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the backseat of the car, so I had to pop the trunk. 車のトランクをポンと開ける(pop the trunk)と象の鼻(trunk)をかけた言葉遊び。「...

I was fishing with my dad and not having a great time. I said, "My feet are wet, and it smells terrible." My dad replied, "Yeah, I'm in...

Not all math jokes are terrible. Only sum. sum（足し算）some（いくつか）の同音異義語で言葉遊び。

Q : Where do criminal rainbows go? A : Prism, but it's a light sentence. Prism（プリズム）とprison（刑務所）の発音が似ていますし「It’s a light...

Q: When potatoes have kids, what are they called? A: Tater Tots. テータートッツ（tater tots）は、アメリカでよく食べられるポテトの小さな揚げ物のことです。「tater」が「potato」のスラング、「...

A store down the street is selling a perfume that smells like nothing. If you ask me, It's total non-scents. non-scents（香り無し）とnonsense（無意...