Q : What type of hat does a camera wear? A : A lens cap. hatじゃないじゃん、capじゃん！

I met a microbiologist today, He was much taller than I expected. microbiologist（微生物学者）がmicro（非常に小さい）なわけないでしょう。

After my pet fish died, I went shopping for buttons and zippers. I didn't need them, but I was looking for some kind of closure....

Dodger Stadium is the largest baseball stadium in the United States by capacity. They say it can hold up to fifty-six thousand people....

Q : What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A : A dog. 確かに、オシャレな装いのお散歩犬、見かけますよね。

Every morning, I tell my family that I'm going jogging, and then don't go. It's a running joke. running jokeとは繰り返される冗談とか、お決まりのジョークって言う意味で...

Did you hear about the group of monkeys that were sharing an Amazon account? They were Prime mates. primate（霊長類）とPrime...

I asked my wife why we never talk about gravity. She said it just never seems to come up. 重力(gravity)の話題があがらない(come...

Q : What do you call a pen when it stops rolling? A : Stationary. 転がるのが止まったのでstayは分かりますが、ちょっと無理があるような、、、。

Q : What do you call James Bond taking a bath？ A : Bubble 07. お風呂だけに、ダブルオーセブンじゃなくてバブルオーセブン。

Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations toward the local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water....

Q: Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? A: Because he doesn't want to be spotted. ウォーリーを探せ（ Where's Wally? ） は北米では Where's...

The Earth is 70percent uncarbonated water. Therefore, the Earth is flat. uncarbonated=炭酸なし、無炭酸、flat= 〈ビール・サイダーなど〉気の抜けた 地球って平らじゃないですけど、、、。

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I'm peachless. 強い 感情 などでものが 言 え ないことをスピーチレスと言いますが、スがないと桃無し？！泥棒に入られ...

I saw a snake that wasn't wearing any clothing. It was totally snaked! nakedは裸なので、”ス”をほとんど発音しなければ、、、いや、それでも無理がある親父ギャグ。だってそもそも蛇は洋服着ないし、、、。

Have you heard about this new music group Cellophane? They mostly wrap. 音楽のラップと食品用ラップをかけた言葉遊び。どういうシチュエーションでこのギャグを言うのかなあ？

Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. カウチポテト＝ ソファー に ジャガイモ のように 寝 そべって テレビ ばかり 見ている ことから 「 余暇 は テレビ ばかり 観る 人 」...

Q: What country is filled with weightlifters？ A: Liftuania. 重量挙げ選手でいっぱいの国っていうのもどうかと思いますが、リ”フ”トアニアという発音も無理があります、、、。

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life! That's the story of my life.は「そういう運命だ、人生そんなもんさ」という意味です。自伝が...

Q: Where do cars get the most flat tires? A: Where there is a fork in the road. forkには道の分岐点という意味もあり、”fork”でタイヤがパンクしちゃうという2つのイメージを使っている親父ギ...