Elvis

I heard there was an Elvis tribute band coming to town. When I called the theater for tickets, an automated voice system answered, "Press 1 for the money; 2 for the show,,,"

エルビスプレスリーの "Blue Suede Shoes." の以下の歌詞を知らないと笑えません。

• "Well, it's one for the money,

• Two for the show,

• Three to get ready,

• Now go, cat, go!"