My grandma is 80％Irish. People call her Iris. Irisはアヤメ。おばあちゃんが80％だけアイルランド人なので、hは落ちちゃったってジョーク。ちょっとひねりが効いてる？！

I saw a typo on a headstone the other day. What a grave mistake. そりゃあ確かにgrave（形容詞で深刻な、重大な）です。grave（名詞で墓）だけに。

Q : Why is Valentine's Day the best time for a celebration? A : Because you can really party hearty. 2月14日にアップしなければいけなかったやつ！...

I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used Aloha temperature. 焦がさない適温はAloha temperature.常夏の島はだいたい何度？

Q : What soaps keep distinguished men away？ A : Deter-gents. distinguished menは高尚な方なので、ジェントルマンなはず。で、gentsってことです。

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 修辞疑問（a rhetorical question）＝質問の形を取ることで相手に考えさせ、話題に巻き込み、言いたいことを強調する表現方法。...

My daughter tied her shoes by herself for the first time today. I looked her in the eye and said, "Knot bad!" じっと見て言ったとしても、初めて靴ひもを結ぶ年齢でno...

Q : What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? A : Bicycle petals! 自転車とバラを掛けたら何になる？ 自転車の花びら！ いや、ペタルじゃなくてペダルでしょ？

”Dad, can I have a lobster tail for dinner？” ”Once upon a time, there was a handsome lobster...” テイル違いのジョーク。「Tale」は「物語」、「Tail」は「しっぽ」。

As I get older, I keep remembering all the people I lost along the way. I was a terrible tour guide. The people I lost along the...

I'm trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid. He just won't listen. 聞かないっていうより、聞こえないのかも。 場合によってはブラックジョークになっちゃう？！

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Don't tell me that's a coincidence. 陰謀論とはすべての事が何者かの陰謀によって計画されて起こった事だという考え（Everything happens...

When my dad asked me what day it is, I told him March 1st, but then he just stomped around the room and asked again....

I started a roofing business, but I keep losing money on projects. I think it's because I keep building them on the house. 屋根ふき会社を始めたのにon...

Q : Why do the Norwegians put bar codes on their battleships? A : So they can Scandinavian. バーコードは確かにスキャンしますが、それにかけて「スキャンジナビアン（北欧の）」はちょっと...

Q : What kind of key do you need to open a banana? A : A monkey! キーはキーでもモンキーです。

I finally learned how the computer mouse works. Everything clicks now！ コンピューターのマウスのクリック音とclickの別の意味（ピンとくる、しっくりくる、わかる等）をかけた言葉遊びです。

"Dad, how heavy is this lamp?" " I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light." lightの2つの意味（明かり、軽い）がジョークです。

Q : What prize do you give someone who hasn't moved in over a year? A : A trophy. これは親父ギャグにしては少しひねっていますかね？movedの意味が2つあるので、...

My sister used to hide money in the bushes in our yard. She went on to become a successful hedge fund manager....