I accidentally played "dad" instead of "dead" when a bear attacked. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels. play dead（死んだふり）play...

If you make vlogs, does that make you a vlumberjack? log（丸太）lumberjack（きこり）の言葉遊びです。vの音を小さく言えばそう聞こえるかも？！

Q:　What word is always spelled wrong？ A:　Wrong. いつも綴りを間違う単語って何かなって聞いてるのに、そんな答えあり？

Tomorrow my friend and I are getting new glasses. And after that? We'll see. We'll see.には「そのうちわかるよ」って意味がありますが、直訳すれば見えるようになるってことで、、、。眼鏡買った...

My son just threw a milk carton at me. How dairy? Dairyは乳製品の事ですが、How dare you！（よくもそんなこと！）って音に似てますよね？

Did you hear about the two flowers that could talk nonstop? I guess there were no orchid silences. awkward silence（きまずい沈黙）の発音がorchid...

Libraries are just too strict. They always go by the books. go by the book ＝規則［定石］どおりにやる、決められたとおりにやる、しゃくし定規にやるという意味があります。ジョークのような、真実のような、、、。

Contrary to popular belief, not all babies are delivered by storks. Storks bring the small babies, but cranes bring the large ones....

Q: What is the smartest mountain? A: Mount Cleverest. cleverest（一番賢い）にエベレストのスペルが入ってる！

I went to the doctor to check out a bad cut I had on my arm. She said I'd need stitches, but I asked to do them. She responded, "Suture...

Q: How do you jump higher on a waterbed？ A: Fill it with spring water. spring（ばね）の水？spring（春）の水？

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my Word. You have my wordは約束しますって意味だけど、これにWord（固有名詞のマイクロソフ...

It's been months since I bought the book How to Scam People Online. It still hasn't arrived. そんな本売ってますか？売ってても買っちゃダメ。scam（詐欺）だから！

I’ve never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts. bear（熊）とbare（裸の）が同音異義語なので、「そっちのベアじゃないでしょ！」と笑えます。

My boss asked why I only get sick on workdays. I said it must be my weekend immune system. weekend（週末）じゃなくてweakened（弱体化）！ have a weakened...

I used to be addicted to not showering, but I eventually got clean. got cleanに肉体的に清潔になるって意味と、中毒を克服したっていう精神的な意味をかけている言葉遊びです。シャワーしない依存症ってある？！

I've lost a lot of weight by wearing bread on my head. It's a new loaf hat diet I'm trying. パン一斤はloafと言いますが、loaf hat dietってlow hat...

My neighbor says his dog can bring a ball back from half a mile away. That seems a bit far-fetched to me. far-fetchedは信じられない、大げさという意味があって...

"Dad, how do I look?" "With your eyes." どう見るかじゃなくて、どう見えるって聞いてるのに、さすが親父ギャグ。

On St. Patrick's Day, I'm always the life of the Paddy. PaddyにはIrishmanって意味があるし、partyとも掛詞になってます。聖パトリックの祝日は、アイルランドにキリスト教を広めた聖人聖パトリックの命日。3月...