My friend got fired from his job making calendars just because he took a couple days off. took a couple days offが、休暇を取ったのか、カレンダーから抜いちゃったの...

Q: What did the spice merchant say when he was late for his date? A: "Sorry, I lost track of thyme!" スパイスを扱っているだけに、TimeじゃなくてThyme（ハーブのタイム）。

I’m going out to see a new band of young professionals. They're called LinkedIn Park. Linkin Parkというアメリカのロックバンドを知らないと、全然笑えないし、、、親父ギャグもアップ...

I spent all my money on seventeenth-century paintings and classical instruments. Now I'm Baroque. I'm broke.（一文無し）と17世紀ヨーロッパで起こったバロック様式の掛...

Q : What did the dentist say when he looked in Frankenstein's mouth? A : It's saliva! 「It's alive!（生きている！）」というフランケンシュタインの有名なセリフを知らないと分からな...

Q : Which planet does Serena Williams like best? A : Venus. テニスのウィリアム姉妹の名前はセリーナとヴィーナス。Venusは金星です。

I applied to be a spy! They asked me for my resume and undercover letter. undercoverは「秘密の」「スパイ活動の」という意味。仕事に応募する際には「カバーレター（cover...

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. tenseは名詞だと「時制」という意味ですが、形容詞だと「緊張した」「張り詰めた」という意味です。3つの時制が一堂に会したら、緊張が走る！？

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" "No sun." 日食について質問してきた息子にNo son.と言ったつもりがNo sun.になっちゃった？！

My friend and I had an argument which vowel is most useful. I won. 母音のIなのか、私のIなのか？どっちもか？！

I have a rare condition that doesn't allow me to put on foundation, mascara, or eyeliner. You can't make this up! 日本語はメーキャップと言いますが、make...

Q : What type of hat does a camera wear? A : A lens cap. hatじゃないじゃん、capじゃん！

I met a microbiologist today, He was much taller than I expected. microbiologist（微生物学者）がmicro（非常に小さい）なわけないでしょう。

After my pet fish died, I went shopping for buttons and zippers. I didn't need them, but I was looking for some kind of closure....

Dodger Stadium is the largest baseball stadium in the United States by capacity. They say it can hold up to fifty-six thousand people....

Q : What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A : A dog. 確かに、オシャレな装いのお散歩犬、見かけますよね。

Every morning, I tell my family that I'm going jogging, and then don't go. It's a running joke. running jokeとは繰り返される冗談とか、お決まりのジョークって言う意味で...

Did you hear about the group of monkeys that were sharing an Amazon account? They were Prime mates. primate（霊長類）とPrime...

I asked my wife why we never talk about gravity. She said it just never seems to come up. 重力(gravity)の話題があがらない(come...

Q : What do you call a pen when it stops rolling? A : Stationary. 転がるのが止まったのでstayは分かりますが、ちょっと無理があるような、、、。