Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. - Tom Mullen

What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Don't wait for inspiration. It comes while working. - Henri Matisse

Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river. - Virginia Woolf

You can get excited about the future. The past won't mind. - Hillary Depiano

Q: Why did the couple get married at midnight on December 31？ A: They wanted to ring in the New Year. ring inは新年を迎えるという意味がありますが、結婚式にお祝いの...

Celebrating the New Year has a lot of pros, but the biggest downside is the confetti. confettiは紙吹雪の事ですが、 pros and cons​​...

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent. 「Axe（ブランド）のデオドラントを口にスプレーしたことで、話す時に『奇妙なアクセント（a...

Never get into an insult fight with Spider-Man. With great power comes great response abilities. スパイダーマンの有名なセリフ「With great power comes...

I'm sick of my neighbor leaving his sprinklers running all the time. It's really irrigating. irrigateは散水、irrigatingは灌漑。irritating（イライラする）...

Q: Why dogs float? A: Because they're good buoys! 「dogs float（犬が浮く）」のは「彼らが良いブイ（buoys）だから」だけど、buoysが boysに聞こえるように言うと親父ギャグになるんですよ。

My wife stole all the blankets from me last night. But I will recover. recover（取り戻す）とre-cover（再び覆う）のダブルミーニングジョーク。毛布全部取っちゃうなんて、奥さん非情。

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime. pastureは牧草地という意味。past your に発音が似てるので笑えるか？！

"I think I hit a duck." " How do you know? " "There's a quack in the bumper." いや、quack（アヒルの鳴き声）じゃなくて crack（ひび）でしょう。

My friend says that a man in camouflage is really cool. I just don't see it. カモフラージュまたはカムフラージュって フランス語の「camoufler」（カモフレ）＝隠す、、ごまかすという意味からき...

Q: What do you call a disinterested snowman? A: A "snow-bored." スノーボードのbordとbored（退屈）をかけてますが、スノーマンからちょっと離れてませんか？

I tried to date a tennis player once, but love meant nothing to her. テニスの試合で0の事をラブって言いますからねえ。

Q: What do you call a sleepy relative? A: A nap-kin! 「眠そうな家族は何て呼ぶ？ナプキン（ナップ＝居眠り + キン＝家族）」突然食事用の布や紙の”ナプキン”が出てくるので笑えるかどうかは状況次第？