When my dad asked me what day it is, I told him March 1st, but then he just stomped around the room and asked again....

I started a roofing business, but I keep losing money on projects. I think it's because I keep building them on the house. 屋根ふき会社を始めたのにon...

Q : Why do the Norwegians put bar codes on their battleships? A : So they can Scandinavian. バーコードは確かにスキャンしますが、それにかけて「スキャンジナビアン（北欧の）」はちょっと...

Q : What kind of key do you need to open a banana? A : A monkey! キーはキーでもモンキーです。

I finally learned how the computer mouse works. Everything clicks now！ コンピューターのマウスのクリック音とclickの別の意味（ピンとくる、しっくりくる、わかる等）をかけた言葉遊びです。

"Dad, how heavy is this lamp?" " I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light." lightの2つの意味（明かり、軽い）がジョークです。

Q : What prize do you give someone who hasn't moved in over a year? A : A trophy. これは親父ギャグにしては少しひねっていますかね？movedの意味が2つあるので、...

My sister used to hide money in the bushes in our yard. She went on to become a successful hedge fund manager....

Did you hear about the truck driver who got a flat tire? It was a wheelie bad time. wheel（車輪）とreally（本当に）が似た音。親父ギャグっぽいでしょ？

Q: What is it called when you’re afraid of a giant that lives up a beanstalk? A : Feefiphobia. フィーファイフォーファンとかヒーハイホーハンとか訳される、ジャックと豆の木の巨人の言...

My partner asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We had a few drinks; pretty cool guy, says he works as a web developer....

Never share a secret with a clock. Time will tell. Time will tell.は「時が経てばわかる」という諺のようなものですが、直訳すれば「時間は言う」なので、時計に秘密は守れないかも～？！

You never see penguins in Great Britain because they’re afraid of Wales. Walesはグレートブリテン島南西部の半島状の地方で、発音がクジラに似ています。hが入るか入らないかで音も意味も変わっちゃいますね。

Q : What kind of bee can't make up it's mind? A : A may-bee! mayは蜂の名前か、五月の意味か、maybeとかけた言葉遊び。

"Dad are we pyromaniacs？" "Yes, we arson." pyromaniacs（放火魔） arson（放火）Yes, we are son.の言葉遊びですが、ちょっと笑えないような、、、。

I'm so proud of my teenager. I gave him a puzzle that said "2-3 years" on it, and he completed it in two minutes! それ、かかる年数じゃなくて、対象年齢でしょう。

I work on a submarine, but I think I’m going to quit. I'm under a lot of pressure. 潜水艦勤務は、物理的にも精神的にも圧力がかかるでしょう。

Q: What do you call a baby monkey？ A: A chimp off the old block. Chip off the old block（親にそっくり）が分からないと難しい。chimp（チンパンジー）に言い換えているジョークです。

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter. シンガーミシンって固有名詞、知っていればわかるジョークです。

There’s this new cryptocurrency called Decibel; It's a sound investment. デシベルは音の強さを表す単位。sound investmentは健全な投資という意味。soundは音という意味だけじゃないのです。