Q: What did the tomato say to his friends when he was running late？ A: Don’t worry, I'll ketchup. 上手に言えば（？！）ケチャップって聞こえるかも。

A vampire's favorite ship is a blood vessel. vesselと言っても船じゃなくて血管ですから、言葉遊びですね。

Q : Where does Sir Ian McKellen go to party? A : A knight club. イアン・マッケランはイギリスの俳優で、ナイトの称号をもらっているので、ナイトクラブのnightとknightを掛けています。...

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world. 日本語でも「世界が終わるわけじゃあるまいし」って言いますよね？アポカリプス（黙示録）は破滅的な状況や世界の終末などを示...

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler....

For years, I've suspected that my wife has been adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged. The plot...

Q : What do you call an apology written in dots and lines？ A : A re-morse code. remorse（悔恨、自責の念、深い後悔、痛恨の念、良心の呵責）という単語の意味が分かっていて、且つモールス信号（...

Q : How did the hacker get away from the police? A : He ransomware. ランサムウェアーを知らない小さな子供には通じません。

A persistent banker wouldn't stop hitting on me, so I asked him to leave me a loan. 状況を想像するとちょっと怖いような、、、。Leave me...

”Dad, look！Snow is falling！”　”I hope it doesn’t hurt." 雪は降ってきても痛くないでしょう。

My husband left me because of my gambling addiction, but I know I can win him back. 彼を取り戻すって意味と、賭けに勝つって意味と、二重の意味のwinです。

Q : What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? A : Nothing. He was gladiator. スパルタクス（共和政ローマ期の剣闘士）がglad he ate her（奥さん食べられて喜ぶ）？...

A polar bear went to a bar and said, "I'll have a gin and... tonic." When the bartender asked, Why the big pause?", the polar bear...

”Dad, what animal can jump higher than a house？” "All of them. Houses can't jump!" 確かに！っていうか、これ、riddle（なぞなぞ）です。

Q : What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? A : It Hertz. 日本語はヘルツって言いますが、英語はhurt(痛い)の三人称単数現在形"hurts"と同じ発音なのでおやじギャグに使えます。...

Some people have trouble sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed. 日本語にも、「目をつぶっててもできる」って表現ありますよね。じゃあ、これ日本のおやじギャグにも使える？！

If you ever open your own business, try selling stoves. You'll offer a range of hot products. 確かにhot（笑）

I have a pet newt called Tiny. I named him that because he's my newt. my newtが非常に小さいことを意味する英語の単語であるminuteの言葉遊びだというのが、ノンネイティブには通じません！？newt...

Q : What do you call a snowman's cell phone? A : A snowmobile. スノーモバイルとは発音しませんが、、、。

I entered the World Kleptomaniac Championship Tournament. I took gold, silver, and bronze. Kleptomaniac = 窃盗癖のある人、盗癖者、窃盗狂