クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況7月2日1 分growSome people think my dad jokes are childish, which is crazy. They are obviously full groan. groanはうめき声とか、不満の声と言う意味。full...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況7月2日1 分fair"Dad, look how much money we raised for our school trip to the carnival!" "Yeah, I'd say it was a fair amount."...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況7月2日1 分clockYesterday I ate a clock. It was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds. タンポポの綿毛の事をdandelion...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況7月2日1 分beeQ: What do you call a beehive without an exit? A: Unbeeleaveable! exit(出口)なしのハチの巣なんてありえない!bee(蜂) leave(去る)にunを付けて否定の意味にしています。unbelievable...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況7月2日1 分trunkMy balloon elephant wouldn't fit in the backseat of the car, so I had to pop the trunk. 車のトランクをポンと開ける(pop the trunk)と象の鼻(trunk)をかけた言葉遊び。「...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月21日1 分sameI was fishing with my dad and not having a great time. I said, "My feet are wet, and it smells terrible." My dad replied, "Yeah, I'm in...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月21日1 分someNot all math jokes are terrible. Only sum. sum(足し算)some(いくつか)の同音異義語で言葉遊び。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月21日1 分rainbowQ : Where do criminal rainbows go? A : Prism, but it's a light sentence. Prism(プリズム)とprison(刑務所)の発音が似ていますし「It’s a light...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月21日1 分Tater TotsQ: When potatoes have kids, what are they called? A: Tater Tots. テータートッツ(tater tots)は、アメリカでよく食べられるポテトの小さな揚げ物のことです。「tater」が「potato」のスラング、「...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月20日1 分nonsenseA store down the street is selling a perfume that smells like nothing. If you ask me, It's total non-scents. non-scents(香り無し)とnonsense(無意...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月20日1 分airplaneMy friend designed an invisible airplane. I can't se it taking off. invisible(目に見えない)のですから、離陸も見えません。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分inflationThey used to charge you a quarter to fill up your car tires with air. Now they charge $1.50. That's what I call inflation....
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分lambQ: What do you call one hundred baby sheep rolling down a hill? A: A lambslide. landslide(地すべり)と100匹のlamb slide(子羊すべり?!)の言葉遊び。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分superQ: What superpower do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. super vision(特別な視力)じゃなくて、supervision(監視、監督)。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分tooI started to count my tools at 10 p.m. But I stopped after the seventh because it was tool eight. tool eightがtoo lateに聞こえますよね。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分phoenixMy local bar "The Phoenix" burned down last month. It's reopening today. 不死鳥なので、火事で焼けたって蘇るんです。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分FizzQ : What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A : A fizzician. "physician"(医師)と"fizz"(炭酸)をかけた言葉遊び。Dr. Pepperなんてずっと飲んでないなあ。
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分rake inWhen I was a kid, my neighbors hired me to clean up the leaves in their yard. I was really raking it in. "raking...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月16日1 分50As I handed my dad his fiftieth birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."...
クラス報告&Great Quote&講師近況6月14日1 分jumper cableA pair of jumper cables went out for a drink. The bartender said, "You can stay, but don't start anything!" バーテンダーのセリフ(don't star...