It doesn't matter if you're tall, short, fat, thin, rich, or poor, because at the end of the day, it's right. 普通、「it’s...

Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff. strong enough（ストロングイナフ=十分強い）とstroganoff（ストロガノフ）の発音が似てるからジョークにしてみたんでしょ...

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number. feel numb（無感覚になる、何も考えられなくなる）というのは、puns（ダジャレ）がくだらなすぎるから？numbの比較級でnumber。算数...

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name. to be frank（正直に言うと）がFrankという人名になっているので笑える？かなあ？

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it. 「Dead against it」は「それに断固として反対している」という意味。...

Wherever you're from in the world, when you're using the bathroom...European. 「European」の発音が「You're peeing」に似ているので、トイレの話だけに、「You're...

Q: What do you call an Instagram star who has fallen ill? A: An influenza. influencer（インフルエンサー）とinfluenza（インフルエンザ）って似てますよね。でも、普通はthe...

"You need to do more chores around the house." "Can we change the subject?" "OK. More chores around the house need to be done by you."...

Q: What kind of car would a hog drive? A : A pig-up truck! pickup truckは日本の軽トラのような車です。hogは大きな豚や野生のイノシシを表すので、ピックアップトラックではなく、”ピッグ”アップトラックとい...

"Dad, I need some new school supplies like pencils, markers, and scissors." "Well, I can't get you scissors. I don't want you cutting...

My wife came home from the store tonight with deer food. She was trying to save a few bucks. buckは米ドルの俗語です。 昔、とくに先住民と開拓者の人々の間での物品交換の決済手段の...

I think I’m going to be fired from my job removing graffiti. The writing is on the wall. 「The writing is on the...

I was really bored, so I made a belt out of all my watches. It was a waist of time. 腕時計からベルトを作るっていうのがそもそもナンセンスですが、それが時間の無駄（waste of...

"I heard there was a kidnapping at school today." "Yeah, but he woke up!" kidnapping（誘拐） kid napping（子供の昼寝）一単語か、二単語かで意味が全然変わります。

You should never invite John Milton to game nights, because every time he comes it's another pair of dice lost....

今年は絵合わせ、数字合わせをすると、グミとビスケットがもらえます！ まずは簡単な数字から。ゼロからというのがミソ。ちゃんと発音してもらいます。 次は絵合わせして、絵の単語を全部言います。 ハロウィーンのスペル合わせ。 最後の絵合わせは色と単語を言ってもらいます。かぼちゃの色...

Q: What did the squash say to its friend in the morning? A: "I'm feeling ground today!" squash（かぼちゃのような野菜）はマッシュして食べる事があり、feeling...

I tried to buy a taxidermy bird, but the store wanted too much for it. They said it wouldn't go cheep. 店員が「it wouldn’t go...

"Dad, why do they call it USB?" "Because USA was already taken," Aは取られちゃってるからBって、じゃあ次はUSC?

Q: What do storm clouds wear under their shorts? A: Thunderpants! 嵐の雲なので、underpants（下着）ではなくthunderpants（雷パンツ？！）。