Q: What do you call a sick bald eagle? A: Illegal. SickもIllも病気って意味です。イリーガル（違法）がIll eagle（病気の鷲）に聞こえます？

"Dad, I found some change in your pants pockets when I was doing the wash." "Maybe I needed money laundered," 洗濯してたらお父さんのズボンのポケットに小銭が入ってて...

My favorite teacher in school was Mrs. Turtle. Funny name, but she tortoise well. ウミガメはTurtle,リクガメはTortoise. リクガメの発音がtaught...

Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? A: Iron Man stops the criminals, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans....

When the guitar player moved into a new house, he had all the locks replaced. It was a key change. lockとrock、鍵と音程のキー、ギター奏者だけにちょっと凝った親父ギャグ...

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. It's a step-by-step guide. step by stepは段階を追って一歩ずつという意味ですが、階段だと一段ずつですよね。でも階段を落っこちるのに段階は追わな...

"I think it's allergy season again." "You've got to be pollen my leg!" pull my leg（私をからかう）の所をpollen（花粉）に変えてる言葉遊び。

Q: What do you call an airplane with no decorations or branding? A : An airplain. airplaneとplain（飾り気のない、質素な）の言葉遊び。確かにどっちもプレインです。

Q: Where did the king put his armies? A: In his sleevies! arm（腕）とarmy（軍）の言葉遊び。軍は袖には入らないけど、腕なら入るね。

Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? A: 14 carrot gold. カラットとキャロットの言葉遊び。

"Would everyone here for yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly line?" ヨーデルの音がorderly（秩序ある）って音に似てますね。

My best friend's name is Clarence. I like him because he always has the best sales. Clarenceってクラレンスって読むんでしょうか？clearance（クリアランス＝一掃セール）に似た名...

I went to the library and asked if I could borrow the DVD of Batman Forever. They said no, I have to return it next week....

I accidentally played "dad" instead of "dead" when a bear attacked. Now it can ride a bike without training wheels. play dead（死んだふり）play...

If you make vlogs, does that make you a vlumberjack? log（丸太）lumberjack（きこり）の言葉遊びです。vの音を小さく言えばそう聞こえるかも？！

Q:　What word is always spelled wrong？ A:　Wrong. いつも綴りを間違う単語って何かなって聞いてるのに、そんな答えあり？

Tomorrow my friend and I are getting new glasses. And after that? We'll see. We'll see.には「そのうちわかるよ」って意味がありますが、直訳すれば見えるようになるってことで、、、。眼鏡買った...

My son just threw a milk carton at me. How dairy? Dairyは乳製品の事ですが、How dare you！（よくもそんなこと！）って音に似てますよね？

Did you hear about the two flowers that could talk nonstop? I guess there were no orchid silences. awkward silence（きまずい沈黙）の発音がorchid...

Libraries are just too strict. They always go by the books. go by the book ＝規則［定石］どおりにやる、決められたとおりにやる、しゃくし定規にやるという意味があります。ジョークのような、真実のような、、、。