Time flies whether you're having fun or not.

Treasure the wisdom of old age. Learn from older people and be wise. ...

When nothing goes right... Go left.

There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? -Jean Jacques Rousseau-

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. - Tom Mullen

What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Don't wait for inspiration. It comes while working. - Henri Matisse

Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river. - Virginia Woolf

You can get excited about the future. The past won't mind. - Hillary Depiano

Q: Why did the couple get married at midnight on December 31？ A: They wanted to ring in the New Year. ring inは新年を迎えるという意味がありますが、結婚式にお祝いの...

Celebrating the New Year has a lot of pros, but the biggest downside is the confetti. confettiは紙吹雪の事ですが、 pros and cons​​...

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent. 「Axe（ブランド）のデオドラントを口にスプレーしたことで、話す時に『奇妙なアクセント（a...

Never get into an insult fight with Spider-Man. With great power comes great response abilities. スパイダーマンの有名なセリフ「With great power comes...

I'm sick of my neighbor leaving his sprinklers running all the time. It's really irrigating. irrigateは散水、irrigatingは灌漑。irritating（イライラする）...

Q: Why dogs float? A: Because they're good buoys! 「dogs float（犬が浮く）」のは「彼らが良いブイ（buoys）だから」だけど、buoysが boysに聞こえるように言うと親父ギャグになるんですよ。

My wife stole all the blankets from me last night. But I will recover. recover（取り戻す）とre-cover（再び覆う）のダブルミーニングジョーク。毛布全部取っちゃうなんて、奥さん非情。

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime. pastureは牧草地という意味。past your に発音が似てるので笑えるか？！